"MOLES! I had 'em by the dozens, but now I don't have a single mole."

I'm about to tell you a true story. If you believe me, you'll get rid of your yard moles starting today. If you don't believe me, I'll make it worth your while to change your mind.

     My name's Brooks Owen. My wife and I live just outside the picturesque town of Battle Ground, Washington.

     I'm embarrassed to admit that many years ago my yard was the neighborhood mole hangout. To get rid of 'em I foolishly bought nearly every goofball "remedy" and tried every half-baked idea like...

...moth balls, bleach, poisons, red pepper, broken glass, firecrackers, hair, car exhaust, a sonic blaster, gum, and more silly stuff than I can remember.

     Good grief! You name it, I tried it.

     Believe you me, none of that hogwash ever worked. Not gizmos or gadgets. Not vibrators or twirlygigs. Not harsh chemicals or goofball gimmicks. Next day, the moles came back. More mounds. More damage. More frustration.

     It hurts my head thinking about how much time and money I wasted on all that horse-pucky. Talk about dumb as a stump!

     Then it finally struck me.

     If what I was doing was getting the same results, I had to travel down a different road. So I drove my old Chevy pickup over to the local golf course and cornered Wendell, the ancient greenskeeper. After a bit of cajoling, the mole control technique he told me about was an eye-opener. The following week, I visited the rancher down the road. And he taught me even more about how to catch moles. Methods ol' Wendell "accidentally" left out.

     In a nutshell, they proved that trapping is the only real way to make sure they're gone for good. What's more, moles won't suffer the cruel lingering death like they do with poisons and such. Trapping is much more humane.

Now hold on... despite what you might think, trapping
moles is a piece of cake. Especially the way we do
it. Best of all, the destructive little critters won't
bother you anymore. Because it's final!

Do it yourself and
save a bundle

     So, if invading moles are uglifying your nice yard and garden... if you're exasperated and mad as h-e-double hockysticks... if you're finally ready to get rid of moles for good... there's only one sure fire way...

Kill 'em Dead!

     And you can kill moles yourself to stop the destruction they cause before it gets out of hand. That'll make your life so much easier, you'll hang on to your hard-earned cash and you'll feel a whole lot better, to boot. (I call it "mole control therapy.")

     Anyway, long story longer, I got pretty good at trapping moles and I've been trapping 'em now for nearly 3 decades. Soon I began helping friends and neighbors kill moles. As time went on folks prodded me to reveal all the mole trapping strategies I've perfected over the years.

     That's when I got together with my longtime trapping buddy, Marvin, and we put all our combined 51 years success into a handy-dandy, fully illustrated, 73-page manual humbly called...

Mole Attack|
Survival Guide"

I caught this bad-boy over at
the neighbors awhile back.

In it you'll find out

What 15 things you should NEVER do if you want to get rid of moles once and for all.

An easy way to find the mole's main tunnel lickety-split... no more guessing or trial 'n error. (Wendell, the old golf course greenskeeper I mentioned earlier taught me this way back in '86.)

Which mole trap to use. This is important because not all types are the same. (Some even look alike.) Marvin and I have the most success with one you can get dirt-cheap most anywhere.

How to quickly pinpoint precisely where to place mole traps for best results.

Something we discovered to correctly position and set traps to make 'em the most effective.

What to do to catch the vexing critters in hard-to-reach locations.

When you should set your moletrap (yep, there's right time and a wrong time).

How and where to set multiple traps, if need be.

A devious, yet simple little trick to lure invading moles right into your waiting trap.

How to dispose of your "catch" the environmentally correct and easiest way.

How to snare top-running moles that raise the sod, thus creating a "varicose veins" look in your lawn... and why I think you shouldn't do it!

The neat trap-setting maneuver that my barber, Neal, taught me while his razor was a bit too close to my left ear.

PLUS... Tom, another mole trapping buddy, showed me a simpler way to hide set traps that he recently figured out. When I saw it, I had one of those "oh, duh!" moments. Just goes to show... you're never too old to learn. (But is it for you? Well, you decide.)

PLUS... how my friend, Gary, improved the reach of the trap by 300%! I've caught ground moles double quick with this nifty add-on. Works like a charm. I told him he oughta patent that sucker, but he said "nah." Says he's just glad to tell you about it. So he gave me some photos and directions to include that show you how to fasten it to your trap, if you want. It's easy. (By the way, this innocent looking do-hicky is a doozie and I've since added it to all my traps.)

PLUS there's a bunch more stuff. Like, how to "get inside the head" of the mole... why they do the things they do... what they eat for dinner (and why you should give a hoot)... how they dig tunnels under your yard... and on and on.

PLUS... I'll give you free mole trapping advice. Just ask. Anytime.

     Now with our "die-and-goodbye" mole control manual in your hands you'll have all the tactics you need to win the war against these bad boys. Details your friends and neighbors would give their eye-teeth to know. Everything's carefully detailed and explained.

     And our guaranteed way to kill moles makes it so easy. Believe you me

dead moles don't lie!

So stop wasting time & money

     As I figure it, you've got three ways to go.

1. Like me 27 years ago, you can keep on doing whatever you've been doing trying to get rid of the irritating little troublemakers 'til the cows come home. It won't do you much good, but you can keep on spinning your wheels, if you're having fun.

2. You can ignore the problem, if you like the moonscape look. Or,

3. You can remove ground moles. For real. Like we do. End of story.

Believe it!

I'm often asked by folks who read this, "does your how-to-kill-moles technique truly work better than any other I've read about?" Yep, it truly does work and please give me the opportunity to prove it. The best that can happen is you'll soon be strolling on a mole-free carpet of lovely grass instead of tripping over ugly, dangerous mounds of dirt. The worst... you'll get your money back plus you can even keep the manual as my thanks just for giving it try. (And, yes, everything you're reading about is on the up & up.)

     OK. Here's what I suggest you do. Go on ahead and get your how-to manual. You can own it for

a measly $4.97

     Chicken feed to be armed with Marvin's and my 51 combined years of proven mole trapping techniques, tips, secrets and strategies. (Including Tom's, Gary's & Neal's neat tricks that work like crazy.)

     Now if you're ready to

take action and finally
get results, here's how to...

...download Grandpa's Ultimate Mole Attack Survival Guide. Just click on the safe 'n secure PayPal button below.

     That way you can have your own personal copy right there on your computer faster'n a jack rabbit on a date.


     But, if you'd rather, you can get it on a DVD sent by regular ol' snail mail. Either way, you'll soon know exactly how to get rid of moles for good.

3-way, no-monkey-business
money-back guarantee

     My guarantee is based on a simple handshake - you'll be pleased as punch. Period. But if you're not, I'll make it right. Here's how...

Guarantee #1: You don't risk a single penny when you check out our proven techniques. Trap a mole or three and see how you can take care of your mole problem for real.

Guarantee #2: If you're not happy as a clam at high tide, simply tell me and your money will be returned to you. Pronto. No questions. No phony-baloney. No delays.

Guarantee #3: You can keep the "show-you-how-it's-done" manual even if you ask for your money back!

     But that's not all. For the next few days you can take advantage of

3 Shameless Bribes

     Well, maybe I should say "three helpful bonuses." Anyway, they are...

Bonus #1: A private link to my step-by-step Video Field Guide. Watch how I find a mole tunnel, set and place the trap, then catch the mole.

Bonus #2: Grandpa's Ultimate Gopher Attack Survival Guide. You'll discover how to tell at a glance if it's a gopher invasion. And, if so, when to trap the gopher... where to set your trap... how to set your trap... and more.

Bonus #3: Grandpa's Ultimate Vole Attack Survival Guide. Maybe it's a pesky vole that's attacking your place. You'll find out: why get rid of voles... when and where to trap 'em... how to properly set traps. PLUS plans to make your own simple, yet highly effective, one-dollar vole trap.

and I'll also include...

Bonus #4: 5 Easy Steps to a Greener, Healthier Yard. Learn how to whip your sorry grass back into shape, once you've gotten rid of the pests.

     As you can see, this is one Hugh Jass deal. So get your hands on Marvin's and my 73-page Grandpa's Ultimate Mole Attack Survival Guide today. And you'll soon be button-busting proud of your yard 'n garden once again.

     Now go on out and get rid of your *@%^>&# moles!

P.S. Not convinced our proven strategies work? Take a gander at what these ol' boys have to say...


"My buddy and I had been at it for two weeks. No luck. So my wife got your guide for us and we read it. Then we bought three of the low-cost traps you recommended.

Yesterday, we went out to the "mine field" and opened up the tunnel on the side of a hill. After identifying the main tunnel (easy after you showed us how), we set the traps.

That evening we caught our critter and our yard is looking so much better!

Thanks Grandpa for your expert help."

Forrest Voss,
Moles Gone!

"Two of us set a few traps at our local park and kept track of them with my GPS. Next day - bam! - we caught three moles. What's more, we saved the city a bunch of money and made the park safer.

Thank you for your helpful manual and advice.

By the way, we appreciate the free 'Gopher' manual. With it, we didn't waste any time figuring out which critters were ruining our park and were able to take fast action."

the 'Chipmunk',

Still not convinced?
Read more "Thank You"
letters from these
happy homeowners.


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