I had 'em by the dozens, but now I don't have a single
I'm about to tell you a true
story. If you believe me, you'll get rid of your yard moles
starting today. If you don't believe me, I'll make it worth your
while to change your mind.
name's Brooks Owen. My wife and I live just outside the
picturesque town of Battle Ground, Washington.
embarrassed to admit that many years ago my yard was the
neighborhood mole hangout. To get rid of 'em I foolishly bought
nearly every goofball "remedy" and tried every half-baked idea
...moth balls, bleach,
poisons, red pepper, broken glass, firecrackers, hair, car
exhaust, a sonic blaster, gum, and more silly stuff than I can
Good grief! You name it, I tried
Believe you me, none of that hogwash ever worked. Not gizmos or
gadgets. Not vibrators or twirlygigs. Not harsh chemicals or
goofball gimmicks. Next day, the moles came back. More mounds.
More damage. More frustration.
hurts my head thinking about how much time and money I wasted on
all that horse-pucky. Talk about dumb as a stump!
it finally struck me.
what I was doing was getting the same results, I had to travel
down a different road. So I drove my old Chevy pickup over to
the local golf course and cornered Wendell, the ancient
greenskeeper. After a bit of cajoling, the mole control
technique he told me about was an eye-opener. The following
week, I visited the rancher down the road. And
he taught me even more about how to catch moles. Methods ol'
Wendell "accidentally" left out.
a nutshell, they proved that trapping is the only
real way to make sure they're gone for good. What's more, moles
won't suffer the cruel lingering death like they do with poisons
and such. Trapping is much more humane.
Now hold on... despite what you
might think, trapping
moles is a piece of cake. Especially the way we do
it. Best of all, the destructive little critters won't
bother you anymore. Because it's final!
Do it yourself and
save a bundle
if invading moles are uglifying your nice yard and garden... if
you're exasperated and mad as h-e-double hockysticks... if
you're finally ready to get rid of moles for good... there's
only one sure
you can kill moles yourself to stop the destruction they cause
before it gets out of hand. That'll make your life so much
easier, you'll hang on to your hard-earned cash and you'll feel
a whole lot better, to boot. (I call it "mole control therapy.")
Anyway, long story longer, I got pretty good at trapping moles
and I've been trapping 'em now for nearly 3 decades. Soon I
began helping friends and neighbors kill moles. As time went on
folks prodded me to reveal all the mole trapping strategies I've
perfected over the years.
when I got together with my longtime trapping buddy, Marvin, and
we put all our combined
51 years success
into a handy-dandy, fully illustrated, 73-page manual humbly
I caught this bad-boy over
the neighbors awhile back.
In it you'll find out
What 15 things you should NEVER do if you want to get rid of
moles once and for all.
An easy way to find the mole's main tunnel lickety-split... no
more guessing or trial 'n error. (Wendell, the old golf course
greenskeeper I mentioned earlier taught me this way back in
Which mole trap to use. This is important because not all types
are the same. (Some even look alike.) Marvin and I have the most
success with one you can get dirt-cheap most anywhere.
How to quickly pinpoint precisely where
to place mole traps for best results.
Something we discovered to correctly position and set traps to
make 'em the most effective.
What to do to catch the vexing critters in hard-to-reach
When you should set your moletrap (yep, there's right time and a
How and where to set multiple traps, if need be.
A devious, yet simple little trick to lure invading moles right
into your waiting trap.
How to dispose of your "catch" the environmentally correct and
How to snare top-running moles that raise the sod, thus creating
a "varicose veins" look in your lawn... and why
I think you shouldn't do it!
The neat trap-setting maneuver that my barber, Neal, taught me
while his razor was a bit too close to my left ear.
PLUS... Tom, another mole trapping buddy, showed me a simpler
way to hide set traps that he recently figured out. When I saw
it, I had one of those "oh, duh!" moments. Just goes to show...
you're never too old to learn. (But is it for you? Well, you
PLUS... how my friend, Gary, improved the reach of the trap by 300%! I've caught ground
moles double quick with this nifty add-on. Works like a charm. I
told him he oughta patent that sucker, but he said "nah." Says
he's just glad to tell you about it. So he gave me some photos
and directions to include that show you how to fasten it to your
trap, if you want. It's easy. (By the way, this innocent looking
do-hicky is a doozie and I've since added it to all
PLUS there's a bunch more stuff. Like, how to "get inside the
head" of the mole... why they do the things they do... what they
eat for dinner (and why you should give a hoot)... how they dig
tunnels under your yard... and on and on.
PLUS... I'll give you free
mole trapping advice. Just ask. Anytime.
with our "die-and-goodbye" mole control manual in your hands
you'll have all the tactics you need to win the war against
these bad boys. Details your friends and neighbors would give
their eye-teeth to know. Everything's carefully detailed and
our guaranteed way to kill moles makes it so easy. Believe you
So stop wasting time & money
figure it, you've got three ways to go.
1. Like me 27 years ago, you
can keep on doing whatever you've been doing trying to get rid
of the irritating little troublemakers 'til the cows come home.
It won't do you much good, but you can keep on spinning your
wheels, if you're having fun.
2. You can ignore the
problem, if you like the moonscape look. Or,
3. You can remove ground
moles. For real. Like we do. End of story.
I'm often asked by
folks who read this, "does your how-to-kill-moles
technique truly work better than any other I've read
about?" Yep, it truly does work and please give me the
opportunity to prove it. The best that can happen is
you'll soon be
strolling on a mole-free carpet of lovely grass instead
of tripping over ugly, dangerous mounds of dirt. The
worst... you'll get your money back plus
you can even keep the manual as my thanks just for
giving it try. (And, yes, everything you're reading
about is on the up & up.)
Here's what I suggest you do. Go on ahead and get your how-to
manual. You can own it for
Chicken feed to be armed with Marvin's and my 51
combined years of proven mole trapping techniques,
tips, secrets and strategies. (Including Tom's, Gary's &
Neal's neat tricks that work like crazy.)
if you're ready to
take action and finally
get results, here's how to...
Ultimate Mole Attack Survival Guide. Just click on the
safe 'n secure PayPal button below.
way you can have your own personal copy right there on your
computer faster'n a jack rabbit on a date.
But, if you'd rather, you can get
it on a DVD sent by regular ol' snail
mail. Either way, you'll soon know exactly how
to get rid of moles for good.
guarantee is based on a simple handshake - you'll be pleased
as punch. Period. But if you're not, I'll make it right.
#1: You don't risk a single penny when you check out
our proven techniques. Trap a mole or three and see how you
can take care of your mole problem for real.
#2: If you're not happy as a clam at high tide,
simply tell me and your money will be returned to you. Pronto.
No questions. No phony-baloney. No delays.
#3: You can keep the "show-you-how-it's-done" manual
even if you ask for your money back!
But that's not all. For the next few days you can take
Well, maybe I should say "three helpful bonuses." Anyway,
#1: A private link to my step-by-step Video
Field Guide. Watch how I find a mole tunnel, set and
place the trap, then catch the mole.
Ultimate Gopher Attack Survival Guide. You'll
discover how to tell at a glance if it's a gopher invasion.
And, if so, when to trap the gopher... where to set your
trap... how to set your trap... and more.
Ultimate Vole Attack Survival Guide. Maybe it's a
pesky vole that's attacking your place. You'll find out: why
get rid of voles... when and where to trap 'em... how to
properly set traps. PLUS plans to make your own simple, yet
highly effective, one-dollar vole trap.
and I'll also include...
5 Easy Steps to a Greener, Healthier Yard. Learn how
to whip your sorry grass back into shape,
once you've gotten rid of the pests.
you can see, this is one Hugh Jass deal. So get your hands on
Marvin's and my 73-page Grandpa's
Ultimate Mole Attack Survival Guide today. And you'll
soon be button-busting proud of your yard 'n garden once
Now go on out and get rid of your *@%^>&# moles!
Not convinced our proven strategies work? Take a gander at
what these ol' boys have to say...