There's only one sure-fire way
to git rid of yard moles.
And that's to...

Kill 'em Dead!


     My name's Brooks Owen. Folks 'round here call me "Grandpa." After reading all the endless drivel about "how to get rid of moles," I need to git this off my chest.

     Here's the thing. Nearly all the bull-stuff you've read about invading moles misses some very basic, sure-fire strategies. So this letter will explain how I took back my nice lawn 'n garden and how you can too. Quick 'n slick.

     But first, a heads-up. I'm gonna be telling you about killing moles by trapping 'em.

     So if that's not your cuppa tea... if you're a bit sqeamish... if you're content with those dang pests uglifying your yard 'n garden over and over again... then you may be excused.

     OK, they're gone. Now it's just you and me.

     I s'pose you probably already guessed I'm not the most refined guy around. But I do know how to kill moles, by golly. Been doing it for 27 years now.

     And my guaranteed method makes it so doggone easy. Believe you me...

dead moles don't lie!

Man, I was dumb as a stump


     I remember when my yard was the neighborhood "mole hangout." To git rid of 'em, I foolishly bought nearly every goofball "remedy" and tried every half-baked idea that came down the cow lane. Like... moth balls, bleach, red pepper, broken glass, firecrackers, hair, exhaust, sonic blasters, gum, and on and on and on. I even got a couple of pamphlets from the U.S.of A. gov'ment.

     Good grief!

     You name it, I tried it. Let me tell you, none of that hogwash ever worked. Not gizmos or gadgets. Not vibrators or twirlygigs. Not goofball gimmicks. And certainly not some vague advice from academic-types who've never actually fought off the invasion. Next day, the moles came back with a vengeance. More mounds. More damage. More mayhem. More frustration.

     You know, I have to smack my forehead at how much time and money I wasted over the years on all that horse pucky.

     To my dismay, our yard was a mess until...

I discovered this
simple solution

     Fact is, trapping is the only true way to make sure they're gone for good. And there's an easy strategy to trap moles a landscaper once showed me, that I've since fine-tuned. Crucial procedures he picked up from a couple of ol' farmers. A few necessary steps that're often overlooked, yet proven effective time after time after time.

     Hold the phone! Despite what you might think,

trapping moles is a piece of cake. And
best of all...
the annoying critters
won't bother you anymore.
Because it's final!

     Yep, based on my 27 years of hard-won success I've gotten pretty durn good at mole trapping. I even taught my 16-year-old granddaughter, Brooke, all my "tricks of the trade." Next day, the youngster went right on out and caught two of 'em in her backyard. All by her little self.

     One thing's for certain... if she can do it, you surely can.

     What's more, moles won't suffer the cruel 'n lingering death like they do with poisons and such. Trapping is much more humane.

Do it yourself and
save a bundle

     Now, before I keep rattling on, I gotta say this one more time...

... my mole-killing techniques may not be for you. They're only for folks who're chomping at the bits to vanquish the destructive little rascals themselves and save a ton of money. So, if you're the delicate type, hiring a mole trapping pro may the best solution for you. Just so you know, they charge between $50.00 and $150.00 per mole. Depending on where you live.

     BUT... you can kill moles by trapping 'em yourself... you can stop the havoc they inflict before it gits out of hand. That'll make your life much easier, you'll hang on to your hard-earned cash, and you'll feel a whole lot better. (I call it "mole control therapy.")

     Anyway, for years folks have been prodding me to reveal all my mole catching secrets. So awhile back, along with Marvin my mole trapping buddy (who writes a whole lot better'n I do), we put all our combined know-how into a handy-dandy 50-page manual that we cleverly call

"Grandpa's Ultimate Mole
Attack Survival Guide"

     In it you'll find every detail of both our stealth-like "die and goodbye" methods to eliminate moles. (I'm not pussyfootin' around here... that's a combined 51 years success!)

     The manual reveals the why, what, when, where and the how. All the important tactics you gotta have in your battle-ready arsenal to win the war against these bad boys. Everything's explained, clear as a fresh-washed window.

     Does it work?

     Durn tootin' it does!

     Like this thankful trapper in Iowa who recently wrote,

"My buddy and I had been at it for two weeks. No luck. So my wife downloaded your guide and we read it. Bought three of the traps you recommended.

Yesterday we went out to the 'mine field' and opened up the tunnel on the side of a hill.  After identifying the main tunnel, we set the traps. Top, middle, and bottom about 20 feet apart.

That evening we caught our critter on the bottom trap!

Thanks for your expert help."

Forrest Voss

     Loaded up with plenty of how-to directions along with 33 photos and drawings, the manual shows you exactly how to git rid of moles in your yard 'n garden. Easily. Quickly. Inexpensively.

     Let me tell you, you'll git your eyes opened to stuff you won't find anywhere else.

For example, you'll find out...

What 15 things you should NEVER do if you want to kill moles for good

An easy way to find the ground mole's main tunnel lickety-split... no more guessing or trial 'n error. Wendell, the old golf course greens-keeper 'round here, taught me this way back in '86.

Which mole trap to use. Nope, they're not all the same. There are 17 types and brands. (Some even look alike.) But me 'n Marvin have the most success with a certain one you can pick up dirt-cheap most anywhere.

How to quickly pinpoint precisely where to place mole traps for best results

Savvy secrets we discovered to correctly position and set traps

What to do to catch the annoying critters in hard-to-reach locations

When you should set your moletrap (yep, there's a right and a wrong time)

How and where to set multiple traps, if need be

A devious, yet simple little trick to lure the invading yard moles right into your waiting trap... but should you do it?

How to dispose of your "catch" the environmentally correct and easiest way

How to snare "top running" moles that raise the sod, thus creating a varicose veins appearance in your lawn ... and why I think you shouldn't do it!

The neat trap-setting maneuver that my barber, Neal, taught me whilst his razor was a bit too close to my left ear

PLUS... something new I just picked up from another trapping buddy, Tom. It's an easier, simpler way to hide set traps that he recently figgered out. When he showed me, I had one of those "oh, duh! slap-my-forehead" moments. Just goes to show... you're never too old to learn. (But will it work for you? Well, you decide.)

PLUS... how my friend, Gary, improved the reach of the trap by 300%! I've caught moles double quick with this add-on. Works like a charm. I told him he oughta patent that sucker, but he don't listen. Says he's just glad to tell you about it. So he gave me a couple of photos and directions to include that show you how to fasten it to your trap, if you want. It's pretty slick. Easy to attach. And pretty much free. (UPDATE: This brainstorm works so slick I've added it to all my traps.)

AND a bunch more. Like, how to git "inside the head" of the mole... why they do the things they do... what they eat for dinner (and why you should give a hoot)... how they dig tunnels under your yard... and stuff like that

     One more thing.

I'll also give you all the free mole trapping advice you need. Just ask. Anytime.

     So you see, nothing's left out. I'm giving you "the works." It's as if I was right there, hand on your shoulder.

And after nearly three decades of successfully trapping
thousands of moles (I quit counting long time ago) 
for friends, family, neighbors and myself...
I do know what I'm talking about!

Stop wasting time & money

     Right now, at this very instant, moles are silently gathering beneath the ground. Plotting to do their damaging deeds by making more molehills and tearing up your nice yard. Which, of course, drives you crazy.

     So, as I figger it, you've got three ways to go.

1. You can keep on doing whatever you've been doing trying to git rid of the irritating little troublemakers 'til the cows come home. It won't do any good, but you can keep on spinning your wheels, if you're having fun.

2. You can ignore the problem, if you like the moonscape look. Or,

3. You can remove moles once and for all. Like we do. Kill 'em dead! Period. End of story.

     Now, if dadgum moles are uglifying your yard, if you're aggravated and even mad as h-e-double hockysticks... the good news is you can own Grandpa's Ultimate Mole Attack Survival Guide for

a measly $4.97!

     That's all. Chicken feed, actually, to be well-armed with me 'n Marvin's 51 combined years of proven tips, tricks, techniques and strategies.

     Do this... go on ahead and make me prove that you, too, can - at last - git rid of moles. Easily & quickly. And start enjoying your beautiful yard once again. I'm not even asking you to believe me. All I'm asking you to do is to just try it.

     Now I reckon you're wondering, "what if I do try it and decide I don't like trapping moles?" Well, no worries with my...

3-way, no-monkey-business
money back gare-un-tee

     My gare-un-tee is based on a simple handshake - you'll be 100% satisfied. But if you're not, I'll make it right.

     Here's how...

Gare-Un-Tee #1: You never risk a single penny when you take Grandpa's Ultimate Mole Attack Survival Guide for a test drive. Check out our proven techniques. Trap a mole or three and see how you can finally take care of your mole problem... for real.

Gare-Un-Tee #2: If at anytime you're not happy as a clam in high tide, simply tell me and your $4.97 will be returned to you. Pronto. No questions. No phony baloney. I figger, if this ain't for you, no need to pay for it.

Gare-Un-Tee #3: You can keep the "show-you-how-it's-done" manual, even if you ask for your money back!

     You've nothing to lose. BUT you have the very best shot possible at gaining the upper hand and thwarting the damage that moles are doing there at your place. I promise.

OK, now here's how to...

...own your own personal copy of Grandpa's Ultimate Mole Attack Survival Guide. Just scoot your mouse arrow over the safe 'n secure PayPal "buy now" button below, click on it and follow a couple of simple steps.

     Then you can download your 50-page manual faster'n a jack rabbit on a date.

     But if you'd rather, you can git it by
regular 'ol snail mail on a DVD. Either way, you'll soon know exactly how to git rid of moles once and for all.

     Oh, and like they say on the boob toob...

"but wait, there's more!"

     For a short while I'll include two FREE SHAMELESS BRIBES. 'Scuse me, I mean really nice Bonuses.

Bonus #1 is a nifty guide that reveals 5 secrets to help you whip your sorry grass back into shape. It's called...

"Five Easy Steps to a Greener, Healthier Yard"

     If your lawn's a pain-in-the-grass, you'll discover trouble-free ways to beautify your yard that'll save you time, money and energy plus protect the environment, to boot. Learn about composting & mulching, site-suitable plant selections, smart watering, pest management, natural lawn care and all that.

     It's good stuff to know after you've taken care of all those ugly mole hills.

(Value: Who knows?)

Bonus #2: A private link to my fancy "How to Trap a Mole" Video. Watch in awe as I find a tunnel, set & place the trap, and catch the mole. I'll probably be called to Hollyweird anytime now to accept one of them cute little gold statues!

(Value: Priceless)

     Both bonuses are included with Grandpa's Ultimate Mole Attack Survival Guide.

OK, now before I skedaddle on
outta here, I'd like to sum it all up

     I'm giving you the very best bargain you'll ever find to help you rid your place of bothersome moles. You'll git...

1. Step-by-step details of our "die and goodbye" mole trapping techniques (that's a whopping 51 years combined experience from me 'n Marvin, not counting the new info from Tom & Gary & Neal)

2. FREE exciting, jaw-dropping mole trapping how-to video

3. FREE "Five Easy Steps to a Greener, Healthier Yard" guide

4. FREE mole catching advice

5. My 3-way anytime money-back gare-un-tee, if you're not pleased as punch

6. And you can keep it all... even if you ask for a rapid refund.

7. The whole shootin' match for only 4.97!

GotIt "Two of us stealthily hid a few set traps at our local park and kept track of them with my GPS. Next day - bam! - we caught two invaders. Plus we saved the neighborhood association a bunch of money. Thanks for your helpful guide and advice."

"the Chipmunk" in Vancouver

     Now that's one Hugh Jass deal.

     See if you agree. Git your mole attack survival guide now.

     And Happy Trappin.'

Have a Mole Question? Ask Grandpa.

If You Decided You Don't Want to Trap Moles After All,
then Here's a Few Other Ways Folks Git Rid of 'Em

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Are and How They Damage Your Lawn 'n Garden

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in the Abandoned Mole Holes, Here's How I Git Rid of 'Em

I'm blushing. But no matter. Letters like
these inspire me to keep sharing
my mole trapping know-how.

"WOW! You really DO know your stuff! I went to the store, bought the trap that you recommend, set it in a hole (in our newly planted lawn) and the next morning BINGO! Caught that little sucker! I can't thank you enough. Just wanted to tell you a big THANK YOU."
Alice Keller (Thrilled with Fast Results in Ohio)

"I can't believe trapping moles is so easy. Our yard is finally getting back into shape. Thanks so much."
Resting Easy in Salem

"I was about to give up when I came across your site. I had 50+ mole mounds and more piling up by the day. With your instructions it took a little while, but I've about got it under control. My neighbors are happy and I'm feeling a whole lot better about my yard's appearance. Thank you, thank you!"
Smiling in Salt Lake City

"Thank goodness! I've tried all the BS and the varmints were still driving me nuts! Thank you for delivering sanity to our yard!"

"I've spent a lot of dough on many of the so-called remedies that you talk about. Your sure-fire solution turns out to be the simplest and cheapest. Go figure. My mole problem is now under control. Yippee!"
Happy in Sacramento

"Have to tell you, I got tired of tossing good money after bad re-sharpening my mower blades. I thought if I just mowed over the mounds eventually the moles would go away. Hah! Silly me. So I got your guide and took action. The cost of the guide was a lot less than fixing my blades. Now I'm money ahead, and my place looks a lot better. Thanks."

Saving Money in Boise

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