only one sure-fire
way to get rid of moles
that're uglifying your
yard. And that's to...
Kill 'em Dead!
I caught this bad-boy over
at the neighbors awhile back.
Greetings. My name's Brooks Owen. (Folks 'round
here call me Grandpa.) After reading all the endless drivel
about "eliminating moles," I need to get this off my chest.
Here's the thing.
Nearly all the
bull-stuff you've read about invading moles misses some very
basic, real-life strategies. So this letter will explain how I
took back my nice lawn 'n garden and how you can too. Quick 'n
But first, a heads-up. I'm
gonna be telling you about killing moles by trapping 'em.
So if that's not your
cuppa tea... if you're a bit squeamish... if
you're content with those dang pests uglifying your yard 'n
garden over and over again... then you may be excused.
OK, they're gone. Now
it's just you and me. This is a rather long letter, but you
should know the whole story. So sit back, grab your favorite
beverage, relax and read the...
Confessions of a
going to tell you how I finally eliminated moles from my farm.
If you believe me, you'll get rid of yard moles starting today.
If you don't believe me, I'll make it worth your while to change
embarrassed to admit that back in the day my yard was the
neighborhood mole hangout. To get rid of 'em I foolishly bought
nearly every goofball "remedy" and tried every half-baked idea
...moth balls, bleach,
poisons, red pepper, broken glass, firecrackers, hair, car
exhaust, a sonic blaster, gum, and more silly concoctions than I
Good grief! You name it, I tried
Believe you me, none of that hogwash ever worked. Not gizmos or
gadgets. Not vibrators or twirlygigs. Not harsh chemicals or
harebrained gimmicks. Next day, the moles came back. More
mounds. More damage. More frustration.
head hurts just thinking about how much time and money I wasted
on all that horse-pucky. What's more, some of that stuff'll
scare rust off an old car bumper!
Then it finally hit me.
what I was doing was getting the same no-results, I had to
travel down a different road. So I drove my old Chevy pickup
over to the local golf course and cornered Wendell, the ancient
greenskeeper. After a bit of cajoling, the mole control wisdom
he passed on to me was a real eye-opener.
following week, I visited the rancher down the road. And he taught me even more about
how to remove ground moles. Methods ol' Wendell "accidentally"
a nutshell, they proved that proper trapping is the only
real way to make sure they're gone. The good part is, moles
won't suffer the cruel lingering death like they do with poisons
and such. Trapping is much more humane.
Now hold on... despite what you
might think, trapping
moles is a piece of cake. Especially the way we do
it. Best of all, the destructive little devils won't
bother you anymore. Because it's final!
Yep, based on my 33
years of hard-won success I've gotten pretty durn good at mole
trapping. I even taught my 14-year-old granddaughter, Brooke,
all my "tricks of the trade." Next day, the youngster went right
on out and caught two of 'em in her mom 'n dad's backyard. All
by her little self.
One thing's for
certain... if she can do it, you surely can.
Do it yourself and
save a bundle
Now, before I keep
rattling on, I gotta say this one more time...
... my mole-killing techniques may not be for
you. They're only for folks who're chomping at the bits to
vanquish the destructive little rascals themselves and save a
bunch of money. So, if you're the delicate type, hiring a mole
trapping pro may the best solution for you. Just so you know,
they charge $50.00 to $90.00 (and up) per mole. Depending on
where you live.
BUT... you can kill moles by trapping
'em yourself... you
can stop the havoc they inflict before it gets out of hand.
That'll make your life much easier, you'll hang on to your
hard-earned cash, and you'll feel a whole lot better, to boot.
(I call it "mole control therapy.")
My yard had dozens of moles.
Now there's not a single one!
Long story longer, along with my buddy Marvin I've been trapping
'em now for better'n 3 decades. Soon we both began helping
friends 'n neighbors kill moles. As time went on folks kept
bugging us to reveal the tried 'n true mole trapping strategies
when Marvin and I put our heads together and detailed all our combined 57
years success into a handy-dandy, fully
illustrated, 73-page manual humbly called
In it you'll find out...
What 15 things you should NEVER do if you want to get rid of
moles once and for all.
An easy way to find the mole's main tunnel lickety-split. No
more guessing or trial 'n error. (Wendell, the old golf course
greenskeeper I mentioned earlier taught me this way back in
Which mole trap to use. This is important because not all types
are the same. (Some even look alike.) Marvin and I have the most
success with one you can get dirt-cheap most anywhere.
How to quickly pinpoint precisely where
to place mole traps for best results.
Something we discovered to correctly position and set traps to
make 'em the most effective.
What to do to catch the vexing critters in hard-to-reach
When you should set your moletrap (yep, there's right time and a
How and where to set multiple traps, if need be.
A devious, yet simple, little trick to lure invading moles right
into your waiting trap.
How to dispose of your "catch" the environmentally correct and
How to snare top-running moles that raise the sod, thus creating
a "varicose veins" look in your lawn... and why
I think you shouldn't do it!
The neat trap-setting maneuver that my barber, Neal, showed me
while his razor was a bit too close to my left ear.
PLUS... Tom, another mole trapping buddy, clued me in to a
simpler way to hide set traps that he recently figured out. When
I saw it, I had one of those "oh, duh!" moments. Just goes to
show... you're never too old to learn. (But is it for you? Well,
PLUS... how my friend, Gary, improved the reach of the trap by 300%! I've caught ground
moles double quick with this nifty add-on. Works like a charm. I
told him he oughta patent that sucker, but he said "nah." Says
he's just glad to tell you about it. So he gave me some photos
and directions to include that show you how to fasten it to your
trap, if you want. It's easy. (By the way, this innocent looking
do-hicky is a doozie and I've since added it to all
PLUS there's a bunch more stuff. Like... how to "get inside the
head" of the mole... why they do the things they do... what they
eat for dinner (and why you should give a hoot)... how they dig
tunnels under your yard... and on and on.
PLUS... if you need some free
mole trapping advice, just ask. Anytime.
with our "die-and-goodbye" mole control manual at your
fingertips you'll have all the tactics you need to win the war
against these bad boys. Nuts 'n bolts stuff your friends and
neighbors would give their eye-teeth to know. Everything's
carefully explained, clear as a fresh washed window... what
works, what doesn't... all the why, when, where and how.
our guaranteed way to kill moles makes it so doggone easy.
Believe you me
Stop wasting time & money
I figure it, you've got three ways to go.
1. Like me 30-some years
ago, you can keep on doing whatever you're doing trying to get
rid of the irritating little troublemakers 'til the cows come
home. It won't do you much good, but you can keep spinning your
wheels, if you're having fun.
2. You can ignore the
problem, if you like the moonscape look. Or,
3. You can kill ground moles
once and for all. Like we do.
of course you're free to choose... hazardous mole mounds in your
yard? Or a nice, clean mole-free yard?
I'm often asked by
folks who read this, "does your mole removal game plan
truly work better than any other I've read about?" Yep,
it really does work and please give me the opportunity
to prove it. The best that can happen is you'll soon be strolling on a mole-free
carpet of lovely grass instead of tripping over ugly,
dangerous mounds of dirt. The worst... you'll get your
money back plus
you can even keep the manual as my thanks just for
giving it try. (And, yep, everything you're reading
about is on the up & up.)
if invading moles are uglifying your nice yard and garden... if
you're exasperated and mad as h-e-double hockysticks... if
you're fed up and are finally ready to get rid of ground moles
Ultimate Mole Attack Survival Guide. See for yourself
how easy it is to remove moles. And the neat part is, you can
own it for
That's chicken feed to be armed with Marvin's and my 51 combined
years of proven mole trapping techniques, tips, secrets and
strategies. (Including Tom's, Gary's & Neal's neat tricks
that work like crazy.)
Now go on ahead, let the
moths outta your wallet and...
...download the manual your
PC. It's easy. Just click on the PayPal "Download" button below.
That way you can have your own personal copy right there on your
interweb computer faster'n a jack rabbit on a date.
My guarantee is based on an old-school handshake - you're
gonna be pleased as punch. Period. But if you're not, I'll
make it right. Here's how...
#1: You don't risk a single penny when you check out
our proven techniques. Trap a mole or three and see how you
can take care of your mole problem for real.
#2: If you're not happy as a clam at high tide,
simply tell me and your money will be sent back to you pronto.
Anytime. No questions. No phony-baloney. No delays.
#3: You can keep the "show-you-how-it's-done" manual
even if you ask for your money back! I promise.
And as they say on the boob-toob... "but wait, there's more!"
For the next few days, I'll sweeten the pot with
OK, maybe I should say "three helpful bonuses."
Anyway, they are...
#1: A private link to my step-by-step Video
Field Guide. Watch how I find a mole tunnel, set and
place the trap, then catch the little troublemaker.
Ultimate Gopher Attack Survival Guide. You'll
discover how to tell at a glance if it's a gopher invasion.
And, if so, when to trap the gopher... how to trap the
gopher... where to set your trap... everything you need to
know to get rid of 'em.
Ultimate Vole Attack Survival Guide. Maybe it's a
pesky vole that's attacking your place. You'll find out how to
tell. Includes... why remove voles... when and where to trap
'em... how to properly set traps. PLUS you'll get plans to
make your own simple, yet effective, one-dollar vole trap.
I'll also throw in...
5 Easy Steps to a Greener, Healthier Yard. Learn how
to whip your sorry grass back into shape
once you've eliminated the pests.
As you can see, this is one Hugh Jass deal. So get your hands
on Marvin's and my 73-page Grandpa's
Ultimate Mole Attack Survival Guide today. And you'll
soon be button-busting proud of your yard 'n garden once
one more thing. If a couple of ol' farmers who've been getting
rid of moles effectively for 57-some years can't help fix your
mole problem, then you might as well toss in the towel and
call a hired gun.
OK, enough. Thanks so much for your time. Now go on out and
get rid of your *@%^>&# moles!
Not convinced our proven strategies work? Take a gander at
what these ol' boys have to say...